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the end of today will mark one week. Life is hard. Tom had to leave the house last night, he was so listless and afriad of breaking the pact.
Myself, during all 3 hours of king kong, all I could think about was how hot naomi watts was. Usually I pay attention to plot and so forth, but that was clearly a lost cause during last nights' viewing.
I fear for what week two will bring in this vicious game.
Yours,
Alex
March 7 2006, 14:36:08 UTC 6 years ago
sexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsex
so, you just gave up jacking off right? no actual sexual contact is forbidden?just wondering. because i'm really nosy. :)
March 7 2006, 20:12:34 UTC 6 years ago
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well you see Rachel,the pact is no wacking it. No massaging the mongoose. No rubbin the robot. No bopping the bishop. No dippin the dolphin. (Purhapse I got my point across). However, I, the curagous soul that I am, deceided to make my vow one of no sexual simulation of any kind. No friendly 'strokes' from a female friend. No lady of the night vists from down the block. No 900 numbers late at night. No road head at 90 mph (again, purhapse I got my point across). There is one cleveat however. Once 'the vulanco has erupted," as it were, on its own accord, I will be free from my self imposed shackles of faux catholicism. Free to enjoy the simple pleasures in life. to wollop the wanker. stroke the s... purhapse this explanation has become graphic enough already.
The long and the short of it is no sexual contact till I explode. Then lots of it.
(because that's how Jesus would want things to be)
March 7 2006, 20:23:42 UTC 6 years ago
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alex, i fear you may be an idiot. and that your penis will fall off. but mainly that you're an idiot, because the whole penis thing doesn't effect me at all.March 7 2006, 22:35:55 UTC 6 years ago
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y'all are ridiculous.March 8 2006, 18:21:35 UTC 6 years ago
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She started it.;)
March 8 2006, 18:24:33 UTC 6 years ago
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welp, I've got good news and I've got bad news. (and non news).The good news is that you were right.
The bad news is that my penis fell off.
(I wasn't trying to gross you out/effect you with the penis talk. I was just being ridicious (the non news). because I am redicious, and joke about my penis falling off)
March 7 2006, 22:09:25 UTC 6 years ago
*grin*
March 8 2006, 18:25:08 UTC 6 years ago
(don't say spring break don't say spring break)
March 8 2006, 20:20:26 UTC 6 years ago
wait, no, that's a lie. April 20th-24.
March 9 2006, 13:19:25 UTC 6 years ago
Skipping school at the ol' hendrix, eh?